Shrek Hates Himself, Angst Ensues by Shr0nk, literature
Literature
Shrek Hates Himself, Angst Ensues
Sitting alone, the swamp was a welcoming familiarity; humid and filthy, just the way he liked it. With his ass perched on a rock over-run with moss, Shrek furiously scribbled in his diary. His large green hands were covered in black and white striped gloves, and his ogre nails painted a deep obsidian. The shirt he wore was as black as night, and his pants were torn up skinny jeans. Shrek was emo, and he wanted everyone to know it; women's pants and anything edgy, he adored. Despite him fitting in with the edge-lords, no one understood him, and he hated himself for it. This is why he was writing in his "journal", the poor ogre was attempting t
Shrek x Donald Trump: Mr.Not-My-President Pt1 by Shr0nk, literature
Literature
Shrek x Donald Trump: Mr.Not-My-President Pt1
Shrek walked the halls, heels tapping with each step, with one goal in mind: to successfully reach Mr.Trump's office, and tell his sexy boss off. As Shrek's shaved green legs brought him closer, and closer, to his horribly sexy boss's large office doors, Shrek was feeling more emotional with each inch moved. Thoughts began to race in Shrek's mind, will his freedom-roar be enough to change Mr.Trump's actions? He didn't know, but was soon to find out. As the tall imposing doors came into his view, he slowed his pace, reconsidering what he was about to do. "I could be fired, even killed for this." he said quietly with a distraught face. His expr
Large, imposing, green
Shrek is the finest thing I've ever seen
He makes me want to sing
For he is the king
He walks the land with his big delicious feet
And makes all the women queef
He's stronger than a bull
And eats children till he's full
When he blast his jams
Everyone knows he's the man
This is a poem for our god
To end Lord Farquad
Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life......
Shrek Hates Himself, Angst Ensues by Shr0nk, literature
Literature
Shrek Hates Himself, Angst Ensues
Sitting alone, the swamp was a welcoming familiarity; humid and filthy, just the way he liked it. With his ass perched on a rock over-run with moss, Shrek furiously scribbled in his diary. His large green hands were covered in black and white striped gloves, and his ogre nails painted a deep obsidian. The shirt he wore was as black as night, and his pants were torn up skinny jeans. Shrek was emo, and he wanted everyone to know it; women's pants and anything edgy, he adored. Despite him fitting in with the edge-lords, no one understood him, and he hated himself for it. This is why he was writing in his "journal", the poor ogre was attempting t
Shrek x Donald Trump: Mr.Not-My-President Pt1 by Shr0nk, literature
Literature
Shrek x Donald Trump: Mr.Not-My-President Pt1
Shrek walked the halls, heels tapping with each step, with one goal in mind: to successfully reach Mr.Trump's office, and tell his sexy boss off. As Shrek's shaved green legs brought him closer, and closer, to his horribly sexy boss's large office doors, Shrek was feeling more emotional with each inch moved. Thoughts began to race in Shrek's mind, will his freedom-roar be enough to change Mr.Trump's actions? He didn't know, but was soon to find out. As the tall imposing doors came into his view, he slowed his pace, reconsidering what he was about to do. "I could be fired, even killed for this." he said quietly with a distraught face. His expr
Large, imposing, green
Shrek is the finest thing I've ever seen
He makes me want to sing
For he is the king
He walks the land with his big delicious feet
And makes all the women queef
He's stronger than a bull
And eats children till he's full
When he blast his jams
Everyone knows he's the man
This is a poem for our god
To end Lord Farquad
Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life......
To anyone who dares enter my swamp: I apologize for my lack of fics, I am currently very busy. On the positive side of all this, I am almost done with the second part of Mr.Not-My-President.
~~Shrek is love, Shrek is life~~
I will soon be writing my first fic on here; I'll also be taking request anytime. The request can be anything like: Shrek x reader ( fluff or d1rty shizz) or Shrek & Donkey (adventures or d1rty stuff), anything really. Only party in my swamp if you love the l0rd.
I lost the info to this account like 2 years ago, if ur interested in this steamy content come check out my new account. I don't know if I'm going to be doing Shrek stuff exclusively, but you bet ur ass it'll be weird.